Bandwagoneer Jamboree

I got a wordpress blog. But I still like the Redskins though, so I can’t be completely bandwagon. Blogging is about raw creativity with very little accountablility, so here goes a special blogery doggery doozy:

Who would win in a fight?

Obama or Hillary

Osama or Rip Hamilton w/mask (both 6′7” and built like an Ethiopian Eunuch)

A Llama (spitter) or a Giraffe (typically not good fighters)

Madonna or Napoleon – Bonaparte, Dynamite, Kauffman or does it even matter, Madonna is 64 and drawing SS.

Ghandi or Andy Dick – For those of you who don’t know who Andy Dick is, he is the male Cathy Griffin.

An Ice Cream Cone or a Funnel Cake

Scott Stapp or Eddie Vedder or Chad Kroegger (tricked you, they are one in the same)

Babe Ruth with a bat or Fat Tony with a 9mm

1980’s Gary Coleman or a Pez Dispenser

Courtney Love not high on the crack rock (certainly possible) or Courtney Cox – post Friends dynasty (desperate for acceptance)

Ferris Bueller Ben Stein or Clear Eyes Ben Stein

Antonio Banderas wearing eye shadow or a really good mariachi band

Cobra Commander (no help from the troops) or Gargamel (he had a cat)

Baby Spock or Baby Shaq

Non- Mormon Shawn Bradley or Non-Flat top Mike Ditka

Duke’s B-Ball team this year or a Jar of Duke’s Mayonnaise

UNC’ s B-ball team’s graduation rate or Number of Tattoos on Iverson

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Ralph Macchio sans headband or Anakin sans Light Saber and all that force crap.

Horse Crap (from Big Brown) or Force Crap (from 1980’s Yoda)

6′11” John Wesley or 490lb John Calvin

Teens Years Mike Tyson (pre-psycho snap) or all 6 George Foremans (armed with grills)

I don’t know you do the math.

Tags: Witty Banter